Poop

So I had I few friends over the other day, the night was just about to wrap up until Chris brought up the idea of going to Taco Bell. Ryan and I thought it was a great idea. Then Chris said,"Awesome, we'll get some Taco Bell, eat it, then I'm gonna to take a poo."
Then I said, you can take a poo upstairs man, no offense I don't want you to stink up the bathroom in the basement.

Chris didn't say anything, and then it hit me. "Chris you want to take a poo at your house don't you?" Chris then stated "I just find it more comfortable in my normal surroundings." Then Ryan said, "Yeah it took me two weeks to get used to taking a dump a Mizzou."

What just happened here is what I like to call Uncomfortable Poo Syndrome.

I think what bothers most of us when we have to take a poo at someone's house is over what can go wrong. What if I leave a shit streak? What if I clog it? Where is the air freshener? Where is the toilet paper? and the list can go on and on. But I think the biggest reason is that it's uncomfortable. Sure all those things I mentioned before hand could happen, but whats more awkward than knowing people are outside waiting on you to finish pooping. Its so much pressure. Plus if you've been in there for more than five minutes everyone knows that your punishing that toilet. When you walk out you feel a little awkward, because everyone knows what you have just done.

So when the situation arises when a fellow friend has to take a poo, I think you should just let them go home and return after they are finished.