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Lately I've been seeing allot of couples. Even though I'm not in a relationship, I enjoy watching those who are. I'm not stalking them like a lion, but if I see a couple while im at the park or something I cant help to think "good for them."

People Watch

When your really bored waiting for your next class, or waiting for a friend at the mall follow some of my advice. Watch the people around you. It's very amusing. I've seen people trip, listened in on conversations between married women who are complaining that their husbands are watching too much porn, and seen people trying to pick their nose in a slyful manner. Now you have my wisdom.

Alcoholic Beverages

I love alcoholic beverages. I'm a big fan. Although I think its extremely stupid that the drinking age is 21 (I'll write a blog later), it does not really impact my drinking. If you want to drink you will. So this blog is to those nights partying. Salue!

Beer: There is nothing like an ice cold beer. It's refreshing, and delicious. Beer is definitely an acquired taste. I remember when I first tried it I was like "How the fuck do people drink this garbage." Now its usually my beverage of choice. Most people around me think that bud light is the best beer ever brewed. Although I disagree, it's definitely the best beer for pong. It's light, and it runs through you like water. As I've gotten older so has my love for beer. I love trying new beers. It's always an adventure trying to figure out if you like a new beer or not. You have to keep your mind open. Let me list some beers that you should try because you'll love em.

Blue Moon, Stella Artois, Shock Top, Leffe, Honey Lager, Guinness , Young's Chocolate Stout, Framboise, Wild Blue, Baltica #5 and #7, Ray Hill, New Castle, Boulevard Wheat, K Cider (Any Ciders really), Franziskaner (ALL), Erdinger, Paulaner (ALL), Budwieser American Ale

Liqour: When you just want to get shit faced this is the route I take. Liqour is easily mixable, and for the alcohol content, just a better deal. Here's the list.

Baileys, Skyy, Grey Goose, Absolut, Svedka, Burnetts (tastes like sky w/o the price), Stolichnaya, Level, UV, Southern Comfort, American Honey (Wild Turkey w/honey), Alize, X-Rated, Tuaca, Jagermeister, Disaronno, Captain Morgan, Sailor Jerry's, Bacardi (ALL), Malibu, Bombay Sapphire, Tanqueray (ALL), and Peach Snaaps.

Wine: I have just recently gotten into drinking wine. Wine is delicious, and some are actually healthy for you to drink (in moderation). I can't really name any off the top of my head right now, but you should definitely step it up and drink some.

Girls Gone left

During the Blues game on Saturday my buddy Jarod Informed me that Girls Gone Wild was at Pops. At first I was like awesome. Then I remembered those annoying commercials with high school like college girls that are very annoying. I then decided against it. We left the game, were stuck in traffic for 45 minutes in downtown, during which I received two calls from my buddy Ryan. He also wanted to go to Pop's. I didn't want to be a downer, so I was finally like FINE lets go.

We regroup in Saint Pete, and head on over to Ruby Tuesdays to pick up another guest. On the drive to Sauget, Illinois I was tired as fuck and realized what a dumb decision this was. We get to Pop's just after the Girls Gone Wild crew has left. And after they left Pop's hiked the age to get in to 21. So we couldn't get in. Just then John and Jarod suggest going to a strip club.

I've been to a strip club once before this experience and I wasn't very entertained. Personally I dont find much fun in strippers. I could go to Mizzou and get a stripper like night out there.

Well we go, and since I was tapped out of cash to get in Ryan and John spotted the cover charge. Once we got in John and Jarod handed me $30 in ones and the "fun" night began. A stripper with nasty teeth told me "You're so Hot!" to which I replied "thanks?" I'm going to skip allot because there was one part which I find extremely disturbing.

The four of us are sitting on this lounge area when a stripper is all up on Ryan. When I glanced over at him he looked like he was going to puke. I leaned over to John and was like "That lady is old enough to be my mom." Ryan hands her the last $10 and she come over to me and then starts playing with herself. In my head I was like this is discusting. I was just waiting for her to leave me alone. I hand her $2 thinking she will leave me alone. Instead she sits on my lap and says,"For $40.00 I'll take you upstairs, and give you a lap dance with your dick out. And if your dick likes the action for a little extra I'll let you stick it where ever you want." I quickly say "No Thanks." Knowing I was a lost cause she wanders over to Jarod and starts over. I got up and sat far away. Ryan then comes over and tells me what he said to that middle aged hag, "That's my friend Ravi over there, go show him a good time." I was like... WTF. I was betrayed.

About 40 minutes after that incident and me whining to leave we finally left. Once I got home I showered for 45 minutes. I still can't get the image of that lady out of my head... I need some memories erased.... A trip to Mizzou is in order.

Bitch

Sometimes you will see a smokin' hot woman and be like "Damn" she is bangin'. But the hotness can be taken a way when you realize that she is a big bitch. This happens allot. Guys hate dealing with a bitch. It's too much work, and they they aren't ever rewarded. I can see no reason where it is okay for a male to tame a bitch. A bitch will never be tamed. This works the same with some guys.

Dude...WTF

Guys lately have been getting unmanly. What I'm talking about is all this touchy feely crap. Guys proposing to girls after 2 months, and over using "I Love You" as well as being too open with the opposite sex. It's annoying, be a man.

Now dressing awesome, good personal hygiene, and soft skin doesn't make you less of a man. If anything it helps seduce women. Most women would prefer guys to be a little better about their looks. If dressing to kill, and looking like a hundred bucks makes me gay then so be it. Like I give a shit about what you think.

Being to close to your emotions makes you less of a man, it takes you closer to the other side.

Staying Awake

I've noticed since middle school that sleepiness can come out of no where during class. One minute your writing notes; and the next your eyes are getting heavy with drool all over your notebook. Once your in this state it's hard to snap out of it. You try opening your eyes, drink some water, punch yourself in the balls, but nothing works. You usually just end up falling asleep again.

How do you prevent this? Well caffeine works wonders, but my favorite remedy involves a more entertaining approach. Take everything that the professor is saying and turn it into some dirty innuendo. I have found this to be especially effective during some sort of science class. Its just so easy and fun.

Here are some examples:

Prof: Open you books and turn to page 1120. Today we will be talking about how Hitler took France easily.

My version: Open you legs and turn to page 1120. Today we will be talking about how Hitler learned about menage tois.

Prof: Today we will be talking about how your brain works.

My version: Today you will be getting some brain.

Prof: I'm getting tired of people jerking around during my lectures. Its very rude.

My version: Im getting tired of people jerking off. There is cum everywhere.

Next time time your getting the urge to put your head down during class, take my advice. Its good clean fun.

My "Inner Asshole"

If there is something about myself which I do like it's my inner asshole. Personally I think that it's a desirable trait. It's part of my charm. Being a jerk is needed in a world today when there are too many dumb people. Sometimes you just need to say "Shut the fuck up!" The ones who are afraid to say something will usually chuckle, because you had the juevos to do something they didn't.

I love it when people unleash their inner asshole because it lets you in on how they really feel. Most people are just "too nice" to say something when a person is being retarded.

One person that I'm pushing toward speaking their mind, is Kelsey. I want her to stand up for her self, and frankly when she is being a bitch I find it hilarious. She is known to be such a sweet girl. When she is being mean I can't help but laugh. I've been promoting this new behavioral change in her.

Most people should just speak their mind. Saves much frustration later down the road.

Religion!?

This is going to be a rather serious spiritual post... I figured I'd just warn you.

Lately I've been doing allot of thinking, as far as religion goes. What I think about is the "sins" I have committed. By Hinduism the things I have done are pretty much a one-way ticket to hell. If someone told me there was a way to fix what I've done, would I do it? My answer is "no." I know what I did, I knew the consequences of it, I'm willing to pay the price for it. I honestly think what I'm doing is just, and moral. I don't want to take the easy way out, plus I don't think I'm a good person underneath it all. Many reading this would probably disagree, but personally that's just how I feel.

Honestly I'm not a religious person, but according to the only religion I am familiar with; I'm going to hell. Personally I'm more on the path where I just want to be a just person. I don't care about sin's and all that stuff. Rules get broken all the time. I'd rather go by what I think to be morally correct. Everything else will fall in place when the time comes.

Glass Half Full

What bothers me the most is when people don't completely do their jobs. This can vary from doing a half ass job cleaning, to only moisturizing only half of your ashy skin. Now I can take this to a whole new level too. Everyone that reads the next part will totally agree.

How pissed off would you be, while your having sex, and it's amazing; the other partner just stops and says,"that's all I can give tonight." I'd be pissed. I'd be like,"fucking finish the job dammit!" This is a reason why I feel that getting to third base and stopping is a job left uncompleted.

So today when a friend of mine only donated a pint of blood instead of all of it I was a bit puzzled that she didn't finish the job. People left comments on facebook like "you just saved 3 lives." My thought is well, if you donated all your blood you could save like 8+ lives plus your own. I mean c'mon how many people can say they have saved their own life.

Don't be selfish, finish the job dammit. At all costs.

Sexyness

Personally I think the names Victoria, and Elizabeth are hot. Most of the time this has proven true. Now the only way this sexy level can get any higher is if the girls have British accents. Now they are ungodly hot. I mean so hot that that I this is what it would be like (Visual Aid) on what I'd be like.

So if you know any girls that fit the description above, call me asap.

Stop

I've heard plenty of times girls bitching about how all guys are assholes. They treat them like shit and so on. Here is my advice to you.

A guy who treats his car like gold, will treat you the same. So go find him.

Here's a big hint, I'm one of those guys.

Go St. Louis

For you to understand this blog you will need to read this news article. CLICK THIS FOR ARCTICLE

If there is one thing that's going down in St. Louis, it's allot of humping. By the looks of it allot of unprotected sex. In a situation like this, should I be proud or ashamed for my city? My opinion is a mixture of the two.

First off, *High Five* everyone we're number one! There is nothing more I like to celebrate then coming in first place. I'm glad people are having sex. To celebrate lets all do the nasty right now.

What I don't approve of is the lack of wisdom in unprotected sex, especially if it's a one night stand. I have a feeling that alcohol has something to do with this report. My advice to the ladies about to get on the pogo is this... WRAP IT UP! For god's sake he might have gonorrhea, or chlamydia.

I'm still very proud, now to go call my doctor.

Nude

Guys like doing something that women don't, walking around naked when no one is home.

I'll admit that I've done it plenty of times. Sometimes wearing clothes is just over rated. Sometimes I want to experience what it was like being a cave man, and letting my junk just breathe. Walking around naked is awesome. You feel free, confident, and manly. Nothing says manly like a letting your junk just hangout like a spider.

Eventually you have to wear the clothes western civilization makes you. You feel robbed of your freedom. I know I do. I just look forward to the next moment I can be free, and so do my boys.

The Future...

I'm getting really pissed off at the state of our country right now. I can't really blame the leadership of today because they weren't in power when the problems started. I see many mistakes that are costing us tax payers trillions of dollars, and frankly I don't want my children paying back the financial mistakes of my parents generation.

Mistake One: Deregulation of SEC-

Our government has been slacking. They haven't been doing their jobs and its pissing me off. What the hell happened to federal regulation with large corporations? Unfortunately money speaks louder than words to some people. The result is what? The average main street person is going to be paying for these mistakes, because companies wanted to make a quick buck. I say let the fuckers go under. I want you to google the name "Madoff" and read how much that fucker got away with. This guy is a wall street exec, who schemed into taking over $1 Billion. The SEC investigated him 8 times in 16 years and still didn't figure the shit out. The SEC recovered $950 Million so far but the point is they are not doing their jobs right the first time around.

Mistake Two: Financial bailout of banks-

I think the bailouts for the banks was a huge mistake. Instead of loaning them $700 Billion, which is being spent unwisely I think the government should take over the top 25 banks in the country, and figure out whats wrong. If Federal Prosecutors find anything that is criminal, I say charge them with as much stuff as we possibly can. The federal government needs to set up a salary cap on large corporations, including bonuses. What really pisses me off is that Bank of America received bailout money, and the morons sponsored the Superbowl. I think they should pay back the bailout money on the grounds of being retarded. According to CNN the bank bailout could reach up to $4 Trillion because the Obama administration will now have to help. Talk about allot of blow jobs.

Mistake Three: Economic Stimulus Under Barack H. Obama-

HUGE MISTAKE! Bush already tried it and it was a big waste of money. I don't think we need to spend $825 Billion on another mistake. Have you seen the pork barrel stuff added onto this bill? I say this bill easily goes over a Trillion Dollars.

Mistake Four: Welfare-

For years people have been raising their hands to the government for help when they need extra cash. I say to those people "Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Do you have no pride?" I say we need to stop all non social security welfare now. What about medicare and medicaid you say? I say close those programs after our parents generation is gone, they will be the last to have such a program. I'm tired of people taking advantage of the government, and the government being to stupid to realize it when it's happening to them. People need a kick in the ass.

Taxes-

Okay taxes are not fair by any means. But unfortunately we all have to pay if you want running water, electricity, roads, police, etc. I'd rather pay taxes because allot of good does come from them. The IRS needs to go after those who don't pay their taxes, especially government officials. Some of Obama's cabinet choices owed over $100,000 in back taxes. WTF! People who are running the government owe the government money. Those same people want to raise our taxes but not their own. If those people are approved by the senate, I think that those people should pay up, otherwise I smell corruption in Obama's "Transparent Government". I'm not going to lie I voted for the guy, his cabinet choices are awesome, it's just those people who he is backing aren't exactly fully legit.

Down Time

In the course of a day you will have a few minutes completely to yourself. During this time, you reflect on yourself. If you don't, you really should. It is during this time that you can really get to know who you are and what you've done. For me, this moment is when I scare myself.

I scare myself because a unusual feeling takes over me. The only way I can explain is like this; I get chills, and then a huge surge of confidence. I close my eyes and its like my future is being told to me. The next thing I know my heart is pounding, and many thoughts go through my racing through my head. During these short few minutes I can see what is in store for me. Personally I think these are my dreams that I want to come true. This feeling though, it makes me feel like its so right, like everything is predetermined.

This "down time" really helps me remember why I'm even going to school, and why I do the things I even do sometimes. Those few minutes a week can motivate me to knock out allot of homework, wake up in the morning and work toward the future.

Just work as hard as you can. The future looks very dark ahead to me...