If you've never warmed up your underwear in the dryer before you wear them... you should definitely try it. Especially with it being cold outside. I don't recommend you doing this in the summer.
I first got the idea from an episode of Boy Meets World when Cory warmed up his socks in the microwave before he put them on. Well, I tried the socks thing, which was awesome, but then I was like... what about my boxers? Well sure enough it was genius.
Words cannot explain how awesome it is. You have to experience it on your own. If you think this is completely stupid, try it then get back to me.
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wet Socks
It drives me insane when my socks get wet some how when I'm walking around the house.
I'm sure it pisses everyone off. I mean seriously, how hard is it to wipe up the water you spilled?
This post doesn't need to be long.
RAVI OUT!
I'm sure it pisses everyone off. I mean seriously, how hard is it to wipe up the water you spilled?
This post doesn't need to be long.
RAVI OUT!
Monday, October 12, 2009
The Secret
What is Victoria's Secret? This has been a question that I've been wondering about for quite some time. Obviously the sexy under garments are supposed to distract us from the secret. What could be the secret...? This is what my conclusion has come down to.
Herpes
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I'm joking of course.
Men love the V.S. It's the perfect gift for all occasions. Birthdays, Anniversary's, Columbus Day... I know I couldn't ever refuse that.
Herpes
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I'm joking of course.
Men love the V.S. It's the perfect gift for all occasions. Birthdays, Anniversary's, Columbus Day... I know I couldn't ever refuse that.
Horsepower!
OH MY GOD.... HORSEPOWER! (Imagine me saying that in a squeaky high pitched voice.)
That was my response to Joe when he said, "Ravi, to me you're the same kid as you were sophomore year."
You see... I was talking about how people change over the course of time. I know I've come a long way since my sophomore year of high school. But with Joe and Andrew I really haven't changed much. I can recall from day one they have been my car buddies. We would dispute car facts and numbers all the time. Andrew would get angry when he knew we were right.
We thought that a Honda with a VTEC Controller was godly, and that Rota's were just, good cheap wheels when in fact they're terrible wheels.
Those were the days. We still do this, it's just not as frequent as it used to be. As we have grown up, so has our taste in cars, among other things.
Other things: Girls, Booze, Parts, brand loyalty, friendship.
Last year I was introduced to Mike Stallcantsayhiscrazylastname by Andrew and Joe. We all mesh well together, and often use Mikes house as a base. I just wish that I was 21 so I could go out to bars with them.
Over the years we have remained to be good friends. We have helped each other out, given advice, and criticism. I wouldn't trade these guys for anything. They're my home boys.
That was my response to Joe when he said, "Ravi, to me you're the same kid as you were sophomore year."
You see... I was talking about how people change over the course of time. I know I've come a long way since my sophomore year of high school. But with Joe and Andrew I really haven't changed much. I can recall from day one they have been my car buddies. We would dispute car facts and numbers all the time. Andrew would get angry when he knew we were right.
We thought that a Honda with a VTEC Controller was godly, and that Rota's were just, good cheap wheels when in fact they're terrible wheels.
Those were the days. We still do this, it's just not as frequent as it used to be. As we have grown up, so has our taste in cars, among other things.
Other things: Girls, Booze, Parts, brand loyalty, friendship.
Last year I was introduced to Mike Stallcantsayhiscrazylastname by Andrew and Joe. We all mesh well together, and often use Mikes house as a base. I just wish that I was 21 so I could go out to bars with them.
Over the years we have remained to be good friends. We have helped each other out, given advice, and criticism. I wouldn't trade these guys for anything. They're my home boys.
Time is Running Out
I've been getting an eerie feeling lately when I sit in my car. I feel like Elliot won't be around for much longer. It's starting to creep me out. I can only hope nothing happens.
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Personal Satisfaction
How satisfied am I really with my life? Not at all. I don't think I can be satisfied unless I'm a millionaire. I have so many wants/desires.
One thing I have started doing is that I have lowered my standards. I don't get my hopes up, I try to make it so that I will be content with most situations. If I keep my standards low, how can I ever be disappointed?
I've seen a 60 Minutes story where they said that Denmark was the happiest nation in the world.
I was like... WTF!? What am I doing wrong! A lot apparently.
When will I be satisfied? I don't think I'll really ever feel satisfied with my life. How else would I be motivated to try harder and achieve something? Will I be content with some aspects... well, yeah definitely. But not all of it.
Ravi Patel is always wanting something that he can't have. When I finally do get it, I find the next cool thing I want...
Here's the 60 Minutes Story:
One thing I have started doing is that I have lowered my standards. I don't get my hopes up, I try to make it so that I will be content with most situations. If I keep my standards low, how can I ever be disappointed?
I've seen a 60 Minutes story where they said that Denmark was the happiest nation in the world.
I was like... WTF!? What am I doing wrong! A lot apparently.
When will I be satisfied? I don't think I'll really ever feel satisfied with my life. How else would I be motivated to try harder and achieve something? Will I be content with some aspects... well, yeah definitely. But not all of it.
Ravi Patel is always wanting something that he can't have. When I finally do get it, I find the next cool thing I want...
Here's the 60 Minutes Story:
Monday, October 5, 2009
Indian Radar
Indian Radar: much like Gaydar. Without the gayness.
Definitely without the gayness. I feel my radar go off when I'm in the presence of a brownie.
It starts with facial features, and skin tone. I've noticed that Indian people have the same nose. From the forehead the nose juts sharply inward, then comes out. Most Indian people are fair skined, unless you're from the south then your just really crispy. Indian men also have massive foreheads.
It's weird how I can know this sort of thing by looking at someone. My radar has failed me once or twice, but that was because the kid looked Latino.
It's pretty easy for people of different ethnicity's to hunt each other down. It's wired into our brains. One minute I'm taking shots and the next I get a feeling that I am" in the presence of a fellow brown person."
Definitely without the gayness. I feel my radar go off when I'm in the presence of a brownie.
It starts with facial features, and skin tone. I've noticed that Indian people have the same nose. From the forehead the nose juts sharply inward, then comes out. Most Indian people are fair skined, unless you're from the south then your just really crispy. Indian men also have massive foreheads.
It's weird how I can know this sort of thing by looking at someone. My radar has failed me once or twice, but that was because the kid looked Latino.
It's pretty easy for people of different ethnicity's to hunt each other down. It's wired into our brains. One minute I'm taking shots and the next I get a feeling that I am" in the presence of a fellow brown person."
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