Excuses to Have Sex

So me and a couple of friends were trying to figure out excuses when you want to have sex. So this is all we got in about 15 minutes and we couldn't think of any more. Feel free to add on to the list. I will update this as we think of more.

1. Bragging rights
2. Revenge
3. To get over someone
4. Because you don't want to masturbate
5. To join the mile high club
6. The girl has awesome boobs
7. For Fun
8. Sympathy Sex
9. So you have a reason to smoke a cigarette
10. Your bored
11. You cant sleep
12. Condoms Expire Soon
13. Your girl is about to go on her period
14. You haven't had sex in a while
15. Your going out of town
16. Angry sex
17. Make up sex
18. Hotel Sex
19. Motel Sex
20. To add another girl to the "list"
21. Because you've already gotten to 3rd base so you might as well score
22. Drunk Sex
23. You like sex
24. Handcuffed Sex
25. Role play sex
26. Sex games
27. Trying to have a baby
28. You have a "hard on"
29. Your curious
30. To break a record on how many times you can do it in a span of time
31. Break in the couch
32. Break in the back seat of your car
33. Try out new condoms
34. Try out new lube
35. Your horny
36. To make money
37. To try a new position
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JUST ADDED 1/13/09


38. You took Cialis or Viagra and its over the 4hr Limit
39. Icebreaker
40. Tricked her into cuddling, so it would lead to sex
41. Cardio
42. Your puppy just died
43. Your favorite sports team won
44. You lost a bet
45. Your girl just finished her period
46. Just got out of the hospital
47. Just got out of prison
48. Just got out of a full body cast
49. Just got back from a war
50. To piss her parents off
51. So she would stop talking
52. She wanted to make a movie
53. one of you are already naked
54. You slipped and fell
55. Roofy sex
56. Just got rid of my STD sex
57. Found the cure for AIDs sex
58. Last two people on earth
59. On your deathbed
60. Because she said you could do anything to her
61. Asteroid is about to hit earth
62. To prevent blue balls
63. Just got married
64. To anger god
65. To make "The Grade"
66. To leave on good terms
67. To leave on bad terms
68. To do it like the discovery channel
69. Mating season
70. Because she's not on her period
71. She has a nice ass
72. Desperation
73. She owes you money
74. To get closer to her sister
75. Twins
76. She's rich
77. Legends of being "tight"
78. To commit adultery
79. To get a promotion
80. Just got divorced
81. Single sex
82. To have a one night stand
83. 3 way
84. Group Sex (4 people)
85. Orgy
86. She just turned 18 Sex
87. To be added on the sex offenders list
88. Parents are out of town
89. Parents are in the next room
90. Parents bedroom
91. To lose your virginity
92. Birthday sex
93. To film someone without them knowing
94. Came to fast
95. Didn't make her orgasm
96. Because you can
97. Explore your sexuality
98. To make a porno
99. Because its your job (Porn star)
100. Because you owe her money
101. She's easy
102. She or he had a gun
103. Protect your reputation
104. To one up your friend
105. She got a lot hotter then when you knew her so you got to hit it
106. Because she sucks at blowjobs
107. Nursing home sex
108. Hospital sex
109. Just got my tubes tied sex
110. Just got a vasectomy
111. Camping sex
112. Out of town sex
113. He has a nice car sex
114. Afternoon Delight
115. Morning sex
116. New Years sex
117. Present
118. I forgot to get him a card
119. Owe drug dealer money
120. To get out of a speeding ticket
121. New haircut
122. Holiday sex
123. Higher self esteem
124. She said no condom is required
125. To have sex with someone of a different ethnic background
126. I just broke a bone
127. Your on ecstasy
128. She's a nurse
129. She's a doctor
130. Costume Sex
131. Because she said she swallows
132. She is experienced
133. She's royalty
134. Milf
135. Your bosses daughter so you have something to say when your fired.
136. For old times sake