Big Trucks...

Can someone please explain to me why people lift their trucks? Obviously this sort of enhancement is completely impractical. I think unless you plan on taming the Amazon your lifted truck is completely useless.

I have always seen the same kind of people with lifted trucks.

1) Self Proclaimed Rednecks.

2) Skinny white guys.

3) People who wish the Confederates won the Civil War.

Personally I just don't see the point in lifting a truck that high. I like trucks, I do think they're practical, just not when it's 5 feet off the ground.

When you drive a truck this big, your handling is shitty for sure. If you have to make a emergency lane change, or swerve, more than likely your going to roll over.

How about the safety of those around you? If someone slams on their brakes, and you don't see it... more than likely you will stop on the roof of their car. Changing lanes, I would imagine, is a nightmare. You couldn't even check your blind spot(s) if you tried.

How about common courtesy? I went to the mall around Christmas one year. And I saw this lifted Ford F-250 taking up 3 spaces because of its massive tires. How big of jerk must you be for taking up spots like that?

Why does the DOT allows this? It's not safe.

Maybe I'm the retard for not getting the concept.

Commercials/Movies

I have noticed that there are certain commercials, and movies that I DO NOT want to sit through with my parents, or sister for that matter.

Examples for commercials: Penis Enlargement, Erectile Disfunction, Tampons, Girls Gone Wild, Victoria's Secret (what is her secret anyway), and Trojan ads. These are just examples.

Movies: ANYTHING WITH SEX, OR NUDITY.

First off, Im sure I could've just narrowed this stuff down to anything with sex, or nudity. But some ads on TV with sexual stuff are actually funny as hell. In that case, the awkwardness is dissipated. Proof?

I'd rather not go through the awkwardness...

Downfall of Man

Alcohol. I cannot begin to tell all my alcohol related stories. Honestly I think I might be better off If I never drank that much... Nothing good ever comes of it. "Millions of people get drunk every weekend. They spend vast amounts of their incomes on this "amazing" drink! This video is about a substance that killed people, made young girls pregnant, created hatred, started fights!" That is a direct quote from the maker of the video posted below. Always in moderation. I'm not going to say anything else.

Status Updates

Facebook is starting to scare me... EVERYONE HAS ONE! Even my boss.

I learned a long time ago to be weary of my status update. It's kind of weird when your mom asks about how drunk you got last night. Those sort of updates ended right away. Plus it makes you look like a moron when you have statuses like that... I'm sorry "Drunkfest 09!" makes me think that you're an idiot. I'm glad I grew out of that... quickly.
Since then, I have realized that a persons' status impacts whether I want to message them or not. Today for instance... My buddy Chris' status was," Barney in HD changes lives." You know what... I liked that status, so much that I clicked the "like" button. I really still want a dislike button... that would be awesome.

Facebook has become a great way for me to keep up with friends. Most of them are away at college, and honestly I'd like to see their pictures, friends, updates, relationship status, networks, groups they're in... the works... I LOVE MY FRIENDS! I stalk them... like gazelle.

I can admit that I've become addicted. I usually get on Facebook more than 5 times a day. I get happy when I have new notifications. That is the only reason why I get on so much. Makes me feel important. And that people want me.

I feel like I need to comment on other people's walls and pictures. I'm sure they feel the same way. We all love feedback.

I read a statistic that 94% of high school seniors in St Charles county have a Facebook page... those other 6% are losers (Makes me feel like the other 6% are hiding something... a dead body perhaps? Get a page dammit! I want to stalk you).