Never Say Never

I used to tell myself that I would never date a smoker. I find smoking to be gross; but I'm a hypocrite because I find myself smoking a cigarette occasionally. I dated a smoker. Well, I broke one of my own rules, making myself a hypocrite once again.

Good Time Hoe

The good time hoe is a girl you will run into where she will only be around for the good times. As soon as it starts getting rough, she splits. The good time hoe typically is one which you cannot have a serious relationship with. It is purely physical, nothing more, nothing less. Do not expect more than that. You cannot trust, or fall in love with a good time hoe, she will fuck you over if you let your emotions get the best of you. A good thing about the good time hoe is that you can get some at your disposal. It's like a sex reserve at your bidding.

Dating the good time hoe is a risky move. This girl will put herself in compromising situations a lot of the time. She doesn't reason well, and she doesn't want to be saved. By saved I mean that she doesn't want to change in a way that will be more beneficial for her future. She has mostly guy friends, and even they are trying to get with her. She tends to use drugs, and likes to party, which once again could put her in compromising situations.

Have no attachments. She will only be around to have fun. There is no other way to put this.

This post was made possible by:
Mike Stalcantsayhislastname & Neighbor Joe

Ignor'd

I hate being ignored.

Stray

Things we don't like:
Being yelled at, made into your bitch, endless criticism, sex is taken away, bossiness, we stop getting attention, we don't feel appreciated, control freaks, nagging, and a lack of communication.

A fight every now and then won't trigger your guy to stray. We will leave the situation and find a more desirable one if we must. Some are too cowardly to break up so they cheat instead. I have no respect for someone who cheats. You should just break up and then go on another conquest.

Italians

I am overly attracted to Italian girls. I've dated so many of them!

This Ones For You

Many of my friends know what I'll say when Daedra Moore is mentioned. I'll simply say," We don't talk about her." That's how it has been for roughly the past year or so. I haven't wanted to hear about her, know about her, see her, whatever the case may be. She was dead to me.

Judging by that first paragraph you can infer that I've had some hostility toward her. If you knew what happened, you wouldn't blame me.

But this is where the tide turns. Over the past few months that hostility has slowly eroded away.

I learned a lot in that relationship. If it wasn't for her I would've made the same mistakes all over again with Ellen, especially not following my dreams, and dropping everything for a girl. My care free attitude and inner adrenaline junkie was all brought out by her. When I look back on the past three years, Daedra left the biggest impact on me. I grew up a lot because of her, and in some ways I have to thank her for everything that has happened since. I like the person that I've become.

So this is for you Dae.... Thank You.

Approval Game

I always found it amusing when friends/family want you to meet their new boyfriend/girlfriend. I personally would rather not meet these newly formed crushes until they have passed the eight month mark.

Odds are they will break up before then if it isnt working out. Why should I get to know this person and maybe liking them, only to find out that they break up several months later. I hate having to ex-communicate people. In honesty I don't have to stop talking to them. It just makes it uncomfortable when they mention your friend/family.

My sister started dating this new guy, and I have yet to meet him. I know she wants my approval but I refuse to meet the guy for another 6 months or so. Am I wrong? Should I just meet the guy and get it over with? I know a point will arise when she asks what I think of him. If I like him, well that's awesome for her, but what if I don't like him. What if I think he is some poor excuse of a boyfriend. Will she take my advice and cut him loose? I doubt it. What's the point in even saying anything at all. I would hope she would take my advice. Outsiders can definitely see more considering they aren't blinded by feelings.

Everyone does this, even me. We all want to know if we have a good catch or not. Most of the time the answer is "no", but we ignore outside advice and stick to our emotional attachments.

The reason why I wrote this is because I'm going to follow my own rules here as well. I'm not going to ask anyone "what they think" until I have lasted the eight month mark. Until then things are new and fun, it's after the eight month mark that you can actually gauge the long term commitment of the whole situation. When I finally do ask for opinions I actually will take that advice seriously, obviously others see what I don't.

The Jungle

STAY TRIMMED DOWN THERE!!!!!!

No one likes adventuring into the amazon.