Mercury Cougar

Im sure you've seen a Mercury Cougar. Its a girl car. In no way can this car ever be cool. So I have come to the conclusion that most girls who drive this car are not very attractive. I can safely say that almost 85% of the time My advice will have not steered you wrong.

Tonight I was at steak n' shake with my buddy Joe. In the parking lot we saw a Black Mercury Cougar. 5 girls were present, none of them over the attractive range of 5. Although I overheard their drunk asses saying I was cute, they never got any hotter. My ego on the other hand got larger. When we left we saw them escape into the cougar... I was right. :-)

I'm not going to lie... I may have thought about "smashing" one of them... but they were way too annoying. I can't listen to the Fran laugh. it drives me loco.

Im not saying all girls who drive this car are ugly... it's just that most of them tend to be.

Are you gay?

"Are you gay?" I cannot tell you how many times I've been asked this question. It gets really annoying. I think I'm to clean cut, and my fashion sense doesn't help either. My cousin Nirav saved me from being a tool and introduced me to Express. And I've been rocking it since freshman year of high school.

For work the other day my bank hired some company to teach us about customer service. As a good example they sent us to a mall, and gave us stores to shop. My stores were AE and Banana Republic. Well to cut this short, when we got back to corporate we had to discuss our experience. I was talking about how bad ass Banana Republic is, with its floor plan, and how they organize their store. Well When I brought up how they color co-ordinate their clothes apparently my bosses table started having a nice chit chat.

While I was in the parking garage my manager says to me,"Hey Ravi, The girls at my table thought it was cute how you were going on about clothes, and floor plans." I knew what she was hinting at. My supervisor rode with me and goes,"What the hell? that was uncalled for."

A famous British comedian (Russell Brand) talked about how people think he is gay. He said it was because of his great fashion taste. In response he said,"I only dress this way because women let their guard down around me because they think I'm sensitive and what not. Next thing they know, Boom Pregnant! Boom Pregnant! Boom Pregnant!" That's a picture of him below.



Maybe I should just be like "Yeah, Im very gay." Next thing girls know... BOOM PREGNANT!

Unintitled

A friend of mine brought up a good point to me the other day, and now I shall share it with you.

When you find out someone has a boyfriend/girlfriend how long should you have to stand there and listen to the babel?

Personally as they are talking highly about their partner i would interject and say,"Excuse me, I thought you were single," and I'd walk away. I don't see how that is rude. Personally I don't want to stand their like a jackass. It's not my thing.

Dating Ethics?

Can you date more than one person? The answer varies. There are advantages to dating more than one person. I made a chart. It goes in order from hotness level, her dress, the date, during date, to the end result.

A Chart

During my PSY class my professor who is extremely boring put on the projector a flow chart of some sort. The chart started with one topic such as a lion. From lion branched out things you associate with a lion, on so on. So I made one, and it turned out to be somewhat hilarious. Now my chart won't be the exact same since I threw the old one away put you'll get the picture.