E-Val

Tonight I am reevaluating myself, this is what I've come up with.


Mapping:
I need to map out my goals in detail. I need to have deadlines, and backup plans for achieving goals. I need to start being firm in how I handle situations, and how I can make sure I succeed.

Foresight:
I need to be able to see around the bend. I'm actually not bad at this, but I need to be sharper. I need to be able to predict possible actions and consequences to where I have it down to a science. I need to start thinking like a businessman if I'm going to be one.

Risks:
I need to take risks instead of taking the safe road.

Cutting Losses:
If someone or something is slowing me down, I need to cut my losses. If I want to succeed I can't have leeches. I need winners in my arsenal, those who are driven to succeed and do anything to achieve goals.

Diversity:
I need a diverse group of people to be surrounded who aren't afraid to deliver constructive criticism, or hear it. I need people who can help me make decisions, or how I can improve in certain areas. I don't need people who will put others/me down.

Delegation:
I haven't had the opportunity yet to be able to do this other then small projects I've worked on in school, or around the house. If I tell people to do something, they better get it done. This is hindering my master plan on being "the boss."

Threats:
Threats are no good unless you follow through on them. That is something I have learned from Dr. Yadava. Not following through on threats makes you look weak. I have been passive aggressive on following through on this.

Respect:
People need to respect my wishes and rules. If I tell someone not to do something then they better not fucking do it. There needs to be consequences for those actions. Without respect I look weak.

Loyalty & Trust:
Without loyalty and trust I have nothing. My best friend Kevin Tieber can vouch for me on this.

Friends:
I have been noticing that a few of my "friends" have been lagging with these values that I want to achieve. I think I will be cutting my loses. A restructuring if you will.

The Happy Penis

I have no idea why I chose "The Happy Penis" as my title, but I thought it would be an amusing one.

I have had many friends stay with a girl because she is a "freak in bed." They know that the girl in question is a complete waste of time, and that the entire relationship is constantly shaky and frustrating. When asked to just break up, they always come back to the freak in the sheets remark...

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you have nothing special with that person if the only good thing you can think about them is that they do freaky stuff. I don't care if she swallows like a champ (that's pretty awesome), and that she lets you do whatever... Look at the big picture you douche bag... Do you see anything in the future with this person? I doubt it. I'm almost positive that you'll meet another girl who is adventurous in the sheets, car, hotel, or hot tub.

It just blows my mind that I've even heard this excuse from guys before... Stop being stupid.