The Dream

So there was this poster that was very popular from the early 90s... It was a House in California, next to the ocean, with a stable full of badass cars. In The photo there is a Dodge Viper, a Ferrari, a Porsche 911, and it goes on.

When I used to look at that poster when I was a kid, I used to say "That's going to be me. I'm going to be that guy with the house, and cars."

It's crazy that just yesterday I was at another Ravi's house, and he used to think the same thing when he was a kid looking at that poster. This Ravi is a doc, and the coolest forward thinking person I've met in a long time. His stable is just getting started, but it just makes you think... With a few more years of working my ass off; I'll have my own stable.

I'll probably have 2 Elite cars, but the rest will be... a tuners dream.

Little known fact

Most girls think if given the opportunity a guy will hump anything. So not true.

Since being single, I have passed up sex 2 times.

These girls did fall into the "fuckable" category, but there was more too it.

After finding out the skank level on both of these girls, I just couldn't do it. Just knowing you might regret the experience later down the road is more than sufficient for any guy to just be like no thanks.

If more factors were in play such as it having been 6 months... than more than likely I would've.

My buddy Matt, passed it up with a girl who was naked, and ready to go.

Don't perceive us to be whores, it may surprise you that we will turn down an offer.

"The Code"

The Code is a man law, that comes in effect inside of a public bathroom.

While standing at the urinal, you will unzip your junk, and piss staring only at the wall. Wandering eyes will more than likely result in a punch to the face.

Wash your hands afterward... its gross. Especially if you got a few drops on your hand.