The Indian Appeal

There is something about us Indian guys that gets the girls all crazy. I have an idea why this maybe the case...

1. They love the brown. My all time favorite pick up line always worked wonders. The UPS slogan "What can brown do for you" was such an ice breaker. I think girls get jealous of my year round tan. I've never had to worry about being pale in my life.

2. They are very much interested in the culture.

3. My family is really good looking.

4. I've always been told the following. And I don't really take offense to it but I just find it puzzling. "I'm going to use you for brown babies." Well first off, remind me not to ever use a condom handed over by you. They all have thought about it... and I know it to be true.

5. There are over a billion Indians out there. They know the odds are against them. I'm going to quote something from Russell Peters, "Sooner or later... We're gonna hump you."

6. To piss their racist parents off.

Of these 6 up here I think "1" is the best reason I can come up with. Its a really foreign to them. Obviously I'm not black, and I'm not white either. I'm just a really tan white guy.

Luckily I'm not banking on my Indian Appeal to get girls, because that would be a dumb idea. I feel like I'm in my own category. I am Ravi Patel.