Wifey

Future wife (who knows when it'll happen) has to be a perfect. I'm a little too picky according to friends, but I feel that with something like this you gotta be picky.

1. She has got to be into cars. This is a must, otherwise how else will I be able to have the cars that I want. I can't be getting yelled at for ordering a bigger turbo, or sending a car to the shop to get tuned. She will have to understand that cars are a passion, and that she should feel loved to be driving a bad ass car and not a station wagon.

2. The girl has got to be able to drive. I make fun of women driving all the time. It's true ask Alex Luttrell. I'm very biased when it comes to women driving. I have got to feel comfortable that she is driving, and feel safe with her behind the wheel.

3. The ass requirement must be there.

4. Non-Indian. I can't picture myself marrying an Indian girl like my parents want.

5. Has to be intelligent. You can rate this on various levels to be honest. If she has her own opinion and can back it up with facts... well that's perfect.

6. Low maintenance. As in, I won't get chewed out for not buying her tons of things. I don't mind going out or buying stuff its just really bitchy if you keep wanting more and you have nothing to offer back.

7. Got to be able to cook. I know I make it sound like "Woman make me a sandwich." I don't mean to sound that way, I'll cook too, but... you know, I want to eat deliciousness.

8. Laid back. I'm a very laid back person, I cant have a nut case that's all cracked out. I think having a mellow nature saves you from a lot of stress.

9. Compromising nature.

10. I like a girl who can hold her ground. I'll definitely call her out when she is being retarded, but if she can argue her point, I'll be content with what ever her reasoning is.

11. Obviously we gotta have many things in common.

12. How does she feel about my family probably not ever liking her?

13. Has to love traveling. I personally love long haul flights, and going to some place I've never been. She has to love exploring, and experiencing new things like that.

14. How does she feel about kids? Personally I want kids. I've decided on 3 little bastards.

15. Has to be able to get along with my sister.

16. Has to be able to think ahead. I like enjoying the present, but I feel like you got to be able to plan for the future as well.

17. I gotta have someone who is aware of what's going on around them. (Current World events, status of our country, economy, political b.s., etc.)

18. She has got to be motivated. I do procrastinate, but when I set a goal, holy shit do I accomplish it.

19. Must be able to drive manual.

20. Her family can't be crazier than mine. I can't handle more crazy.