Staying Awake

I've noticed since middle school that sleepiness can come out of no where during class. One minute your writing notes; and the next your eyes are getting heavy with drool all over your notebook. Once your in this state it's hard to snap out of it. You try opening your eyes, drink some water, punch yourself in the balls, but nothing works. You usually just end up falling asleep again.

How do you prevent this? Well caffeine works wonders, but my favorite remedy involves a more entertaining approach. Take everything that the professor is saying and turn it into some dirty innuendo. I have found this to be especially effective during some sort of science class. Its just so easy and fun.

Here are some examples:

Prof: Open you books and turn to page 1120. Today we will be talking about how Hitler took France easily.

My version: Open you legs and turn to page 1120. Today we will be talking about how Hitler learned about menage tois.

Prof: Today we will be talking about how your brain works.

My version: Today you will be getting some brain.

Prof: I'm getting tired of people jerking around during my lectures. Its very rude.

My version: Im getting tired of people jerking off. There is cum everywhere.

Next time time your getting the urge to put your head down during class, take my advice. Its good clean fun.