Go St. Louis

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If there is one thing that's going down in St. Louis, it's allot of humping. By the looks of it allot of unprotected sex. In a situation like this, should I be proud or ashamed for my city? My opinion is a mixture of the two.

First off, *High Five* everyone we're number one! There is nothing more I like to celebrate then coming in first place. I'm glad people are having sex. To celebrate lets all do the nasty right now.

What I don't approve of is the lack of wisdom in unprotected sex, especially if it's a one night stand. I have a feeling that alcohol has something to do with this report. My advice to the ladies about to get on the pogo is this... WRAP IT UP! For god's sake he might have gonorrhea, or chlamydia.

I'm still very proud, now to go call my doctor.