Girls Gone left

During the Blues game on Saturday my buddy Jarod Informed me that Girls Gone Wild was at Pops. At first I was like awesome. Then I remembered those annoying commercials with high school like college girls that are very annoying. I then decided against it. We left the game, were stuck in traffic for 45 minutes in downtown, during which I received two calls from my buddy Ryan. He also wanted to go to Pop's. I didn't want to be a downer, so I was finally like FINE lets go.

We regroup in Saint Pete, and head on over to Ruby Tuesdays to pick up another guest. On the drive to Sauget, Illinois I was tired as fuck and realized what a dumb decision this was. We get to Pop's just after the Girls Gone Wild crew has left. And after they left Pop's hiked the age to get in to 21. So we couldn't get in. Just then John and Jarod suggest going to a strip club.

I've been to a strip club once before this experience and I wasn't very entertained. Personally I dont find much fun in strippers. I could go to Mizzou and get a stripper like night out there.

Well we go, and since I was tapped out of cash to get in Ryan and John spotted the cover charge. Once we got in John and Jarod handed me $30 in ones and the "fun" night began. A stripper with nasty teeth told me "You're so Hot!" to which I replied "thanks?" I'm going to skip allot because there was one part which I find extremely disturbing.

The four of us are sitting on this lounge area when a stripper is all up on Ryan. When I glanced over at him he looked like he was going to puke. I leaned over to John and was like "That lady is old enough to be my mom." Ryan hands her the last $10 and she come over to me and then starts playing with herself. In my head I was like this is discusting. I was just waiting for her to leave me alone. I hand her $2 thinking she will leave me alone. Instead she sits on my lap and says,"For $40.00 I'll take you upstairs, and give you a lap dance with your dick out. And if your dick likes the action for a little extra I'll let you stick it where ever you want." I quickly say "No Thanks." Knowing I was a lost cause she wanders over to Jarod and starts over. I got up and sat far away. Ryan then comes over and tells me what he said to that middle aged hag, "That's my friend Ravi over there, go show him a good time." I was like... WTF. I was betrayed.

About 40 minutes after that incident and me whining to leave we finally left. Once I got home I showered for 45 minutes. I still can't get the image of that lady out of my head... I need some memories erased.... A trip to Mizzou is in order.