Im sure you've seen a Mercury Cougar. Its a girl car. In no way can this car ever be cool. So I have come to the conclusion that most girls who drive this car are not very attractive. I can safely say that almost 85% of the time My advice will have not steered you wrong.
Tonight I was at steak n' shake with my buddy Joe. In the parking lot we saw a Black Mercury Cougar. 5 girls were present, none of them over the attractive range of 5. Although I overheard their drunk asses saying I was cute, they never got any hotter. My ego on the other hand got larger. When we left we saw them escape into the cougar... I was right. :-)
I'm not going to lie... I may have thought about "smashing" one of them... but they were way too annoying. I can't listen to the Fran laugh. it drives me loco.
Im not saying all girls who drive this car are ugly... it's just that most of them tend to be.
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