Are you gay?

"Are you gay?" I cannot tell you how many times I've been asked this question. It gets really annoying. I think I'm to clean cut, and my fashion sense doesn't help either. My cousin Nirav saved me from being a tool and introduced me to Express. And I've been rocking it since freshman year of high school.

For work the other day my bank hired some company to teach us about customer service. As a good example they sent us to a mall, and gave us stores to shop. My stores were AE and Banana Republic. Well to cut this short, when we got back to corporate we had to discuss our experience. I was talking about how bad ass Banana Republic is, with its floor plan, and how they organize their store. Well When I brought up how they color co-ordinate their clothes apparently my bosses table started having a nice chit chat.

While I was in the parking garage my manager says to me,"Hey Ravi, The girls at my table thought it was cute how you were going on about clothes, and floor plans." I knew what she was hinting at. My supervisor rode with me and goes,"What the hell? that was uncalled for."

A famous British comedian (Russell Brand) talked about how people think he is gay. He said it was because of his great fashion taste. In response he said,"I only dress this way because women let their guard down around me because they think I'm sensitive and what not. Next thing they know, Boom Pregnant! Boom Pregnant! Boom Pregnant!" That's a picture of him below.



Maybe I should just be like "Yeah, Im very gay." Next thing girls know... BOOM PREGNANT!