The Happy Penis

I have no idea why I chose "The Happy Penis" as my title, but I thought it would be an amusing one.

I have had many friends stay with a girl because she is a "freak in bed." They know that the girl in question is a complete waste of time, and that the entire relationship is constantly shaky and frustrating. When asked to just break up, they always come back to the freak in the sheets remark...

I'm no expert but I'm pretty sure you have nothing special with that person if the only good thing you can think about them is that they do freaky stuff. I don't care if she swallows like a champ (that's pretty awesome), and that she lets you do whatever... Look at the big picture you douche bag... Do you see anything in the future with this person? I doubt it. I'm almost positive that you'll meet another girl who is adventurous in the sheets, car, hotel, or hot tub.

It just blows my mind that I've even heard this excuse from guys before... Stop being stupid.