Tequila

Everyone has a tequila story. I find it funny that most people get crazy after having this insane Mexican beverage. It'll only take a few shots, to really make an ass out of yourself. Most people know what the aftermath of tequila will hold... someone will either be naked, hugging a toilet, or passed out within minutes of taking shots. Everyone has a tequila story, and so do I...

I went to Mizzou for some fun a few months back. I wasn't planning on getting wasted. I brought with me some Bailey's which I mixed with coffee, and a forth of a bottle of Bacardi Grand Melon.

Well, I polished off the Bailey's and I was like," Damn! That tastes like ice cream!" Well I walk by these 3 guys slammin' Jose. And they suck me in...

"Hey slam this shit."-Guy
"Sorry, but I don't do tequila. It tastes like throw up." Me
"Dude your a pussy."-Guy
"Fine, I'll slam this shit." -Me

***3 Shots later.

Honestly, I don't even remember... All I can remember is that I tried kissing some girl, and got rejected. My buddy Ryan saved me by taking me back to the dorms. He set me on the ground in my buddy Chris's room. He gave me a very specific order.."GO TO BED!" Well I got on my cell phone... and got myself a booty call. I tried sneaking out a few minutes later and Ryan caught me. I tried again a little while longer, and I was home free to getting laid- Or so you would think. I stumbled into Steven McKenzies room, and I watched him play Fifa, while I talked to him about my booty call.

This is where my memory is gone.. this is filled in with the help of people who saw my drunk ass.

Someone found me in the hallway, sitting against the wall... I never made it to that girls room.

I woke up the next morning with this kid Uzo. My first thought was... WTF is going on. I also had the cell phone of that girl who I got rejected by- god knows how that happened.

What I learned was that I'm no tequila drinker. I still pretend like I am.